That
books get cooked is not a revelation. That the practice is so systemic
that even the world's most self-assured investors are rattled, though,
is reason to sit up. And think.
You've read the news by now. Many of America's
Wall Street-dazzling numbers are turning out to be phony. Xerox,
it seems, boosted its topline by documenting a few billion dollars
of revenue that still hadn't come through. WorldCom sneaked a few
billion in regular expenses to the investment account, hoping to
depreciate it down the years and buoy its bottomline in the meantime.
Dozens of other firms are under investigation, and the shockers
aren't likely to stop. The common element, unsurprisingly, is the
audit firm Andersen-the guys who let Enron's finance studs strike
off-balance-sheet deals with shady firms that turned out to be their
very own.
Sounds familiar? It sure does. After all, 'corporate
transparency' has always been a nerd issue in India, not to be taken
seriously by the serious. Fake projects, fund siphoning, asset stripping,
figure jugglery, stock rigging, SBU-to-SBU sales booking, you name
it-Indians have been master chefs at serving book broth. To some
old-school industrialists, that's the very idea of conglomerates,
with all their cross-holdings-the byzantinisation of accounts beyond
all scope of scrutiny. Nor does it help that India's Socialist-era
policies gave such practices some sort of victimhood justification.
It's how business gets on around here, accountants would wink...
any hassles?
Plenty. For one, it's a global world now, and
it's bad for everybody that 'investor confidence' suddenly sounds
like an oxymoron. Not since 1494, when a Venetian monk called Luca
Paciolo invented 'double-entry book-keeping' (for figure corroboration,
ironically), have so many people wondered if accountancy is some
form of witchcraft, cauldrons, bubbles et al.
The implications are scary. What's at stake
is not billions in conjured, mis-reported or siphoned money, but
the underlying integrity of the entire system by which capital is
allocated in the market economy. Remember 'limited liability'? The
principle that allows joint-stock corporations to deploy public
funds towards making money for shareholders by taking risks that
fully-liable individuals cannot? Well, people are wondering if it
has ended up as 'unlimited licence'.
Most certainly not, say system upholders, who
have responded to the crisis with reflex cries for tighter regulation
and Pavlovian proposals to plug the 'gaps in the GAAP', as it were.
Other suggestions: rotate auditors, institute systems for 'public
accountability', and give corporate boards a spine.
In times of crisis, it's natural to duck the
big issues. Yet, it's no use pretending that perfunctory debate
will do. To start with, take the vexed distinction between expenses
and investments. Is there a good reason that advertising, for example,
is classified as an 'expense' rather than an 'investment'? And what
about brands as assets? The rules here are still in flux. And so
should they be, no matter how disconcerting the debate gets.
Enron, WorldCom, and Xerox were also brands,
were they not? And a brand is a symbol of trust, vested with the
logic of fame being its own regulator. A famous brand or individual
will be good-because there's much more to lose by being bad. This
echoes the old hypothesis that the intelligent man is honest not
for fear of punishment upon dishonesty, but because he sees integrity
as an inalienable asset that can be leveraged over a lifetime.
So, what went wrong? Has integrity's market
value crashed? Does the 'image' of success give better returns?
Is this becoming the sole focus of corporate devotion? Is the priesthood
of auditors in on this? Are lid-blowers at peril (a la 'The Insider')?
And, finally, to whom (or what) do executives owe their allegiance?
Whoever, whatever, business dealings must square
with the Truth, at some point. The sooner the better. And it won't
happen on its own. Don't be surprised if investors start demanding
cent per cent transparency, with all accounts put on the internet
for real-time validation and dissection. Furthermore, expect an
all-round questioning of first principles-the nerve for which is
what makes America the success it is anyway.
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